Okay, got it? Republicans only believe in government handouts for rich people.
And they’ll bust their asses to do it, too. Prisoners have been sitting in cages at Guantanamo Bay for six years in complete legal limbo, no charges even filed. People on the Gulf Coast are living in poisonous trailers and under blue tarps nearly three years after Hurricane Katrina. But J.P. Morgan Chase and Company got themselves a big fat $236,000,000 check from the Fed to buy Bear Stearns in under 72 hours.
Hot damn, god bless America, y’all! Who the hell says we can’t get anything done?