This Couldn't Wait

At first, I regarded the darkly tasty political parodies in Mr. Stranahan's latest goody bag as chocolates, which is to say, I would hand them out one piece at a time so as not to spoil you.

Then I bit into the one below--my favorite to date, I think--and this mother thought, Ah, to hell with it. Let's have another:

Your Mom: you wouldn't ask her to help you install software...

Also at Cogitamus.